You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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