I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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