How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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