I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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