Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It's blow job season.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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