jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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