how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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