I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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