Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.