if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.