I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
