My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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