I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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