Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So many bounce houses so little time
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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