I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Life is so much better after having sex.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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