Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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