I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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