Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"it" just moved
She said her name was "party"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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