everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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