if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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