Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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