Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
