Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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