I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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