love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
