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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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