Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You smell like stripper and shame
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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