The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
