Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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