So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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