Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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