Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
