I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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