So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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