I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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