is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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