belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish my penis had an off switch
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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