Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Operation Purity has been aborted
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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