I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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