Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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