then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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