They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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