Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

You make homosexuality sound like a cult.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.

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(315): View more from New York

I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?

(718): View more from New York

Keg backpack and a Bike

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(540): View more from Virginia

About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.

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(419): View more from Ohio

He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?

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(585): View more from New York

There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn

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(519): View more from Ontario

She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos

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