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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(707): View more from California

so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?

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(847): View more from Illinois

eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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(772): View more from Florida

it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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(559): View more from California

Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.

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