omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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