You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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