Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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