Fuck appropriateness.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I got inside last night via doggy door
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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