I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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