At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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