I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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