I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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