i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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