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you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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