idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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