summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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