too bad you live with your parents still
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
