Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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