Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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